~Misc. Rants~
"When a woman finds a man who goes to the extremes just for her, she insane if she turns him away, or does not return his love, for the love he gives her right there is his purest." ~ The Poets Hart
You stink and I hate you
A Strong Badlib
HEY YOU!!! You smell like chairs! And your leg is long. Why don’t you go to Lancaster and quit punching up my stuff. You make me want to slap. You remind me of a hard eagle. Holy crap!!! You’re creepy. Get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar Kill-er? Well, he kicking too. You guys probably learned to kiss from the same doctor. I hope you like toys. Cause you bite.
Some guy I laughed at
A Strong Badlib
The other day I was at Philly eating cats when out of nowhere came this ugly guy. I could tell he had serious boy problems from the get – go. His torso was all flabby and stank like Michael Shanks. A frog was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of urine. I laughed my butt off.
I AM STRONG MAD
A STRONG MADLIB
HARD LIKE A GRIL. I SLAP DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL PUNCH AT MY FINGER. BEHOLD MY HARD DRILL. I AM STRONG MAD. I AM MICHEAL SHANKS.
THE WAR WALRUS
A STRONG MADLIB
ALL HAIL HART, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY 285, 968 HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE KIM LEMON ZONE. HE WILL BRING HATS AND KITES TO THE PEOPLE OF RENO. WITH HIS MIGHTY ROAD IN HAND HE WILL HIT YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A BANANA UNDER YOUR NOSE. ONLY THN WILL HART EAT YOU.
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~The Poets Hart~