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| Justin gets Britney Pregnant written by Sophia We all know that it's going to happen sooner or later. That slut ass Bitchney would trick horny ole Justin into marrying her. On the honeymoon Justin will fuck her and her nasty self will get pregnant. The child would turn out looking like a zoo monkey and Justin will run for his life. As poor horny Justin leaves, Brat Brat gets the bright idea to breast feed the child, knowing she has fake tits and the monkey looking child will choke on silicone. Then she will get locked up for murder while her tits drop from being empty and has unsightly stretch marks added to that pot belly of hers. Now that takes care of the Pop Princess from Hell. As Justin flees he runs into a squeaky 16 year old named Mandy Moore. "Hi!" the broke out adolescent will say "I'm Mandy Moore aren't you Justin Timberlake?" And poor ashamed Justin will say, " No, my name is Jerome. Hay baby what do you say me and you hook up sometime?" "Sure!!" the flat-chested wanna be prostitute will say. Later on that night Justin tells her his real name and why he is running. She is automatically attracted to him. The poor child with the disfigured face feels bad for him so she sleeps with him. Luckily she didn't get pregnant but instead when she wakes up and has a dear Mandy note: Dear Mandy, Tha night we had was da bomb gurl. You my numba one biotch. You're are a good piece of ass, maybe some other day we can sleep...urr I mean get together again. Peace out, Justin Mandy is extremely pissed but decides she doesn't need Jerome(Justin). That takes care of Mandy. As Justin flees the scene he runs into another girl. "Sup chick" he says to the big breasted girl with high ass voice," What's your name?" "Jessica Simpson,"she will say, as she looks around to see if her lover Nick Lachey is anywhere to be found" Look I have a boyfriend besides aren't you with Britney?' "HELL NAW," the embarrassed Justin will reply"I don't go out with dirty whores with implants" Jessica instantly takes defense because everyone knows her breasts are fake! Nick Lachey comes along and punches Ju Ju in his face and leaves with Jessica. That's taken care of. On he moves he comes along to an anorexic looking bitch named Christina Aguilera. She instantly says " I know who you are we were on MMC remember, hay do you wanna blow job" "NO you must got me confused with Justin timberlake, and for the blow I don't take offers from nasty bitches." retarded ass Justin will reply. So Christina tells him she knows about him and Britney, Mandy, and Jessica! He turns to run but Cops come around tackle him to the floor telling him he is under arrest. "For what?" dumbfounded Justin will reply "For not paying child support to Britney, for raping a minor Mandy Moore, sexually harassing Jessica Simpson, and then bothering that poor anorexic bitch Christina!" That takes care of that. THE END |
| Awwww...... Justin and Britney finally admitted that their a couple, after not telling anyone for six months. Aren't they cute together, plastic people always look together, like Ken and Barbie. All I can say is that he may be cute but has bad taste in women. I thought he had taste, but I guess not. Anyone that can knock some sense into him please do, or maybe he like dogs as a girlfriend. Scratch that maybe dating a dog is better than dating her, I mean the dog has more sense. The dog has and excuse for being naked all the time, whats Britney excuse, lack of taste? maybe, or maybe she's a hick from Lousinna that humps polls for little kids to watch on her home tape. Or maybe she's trying to hide the fact that she's a no talent, tacky dressing, can't sing hoe.(No offense to real strippers out there) |
| ~~~Brit and Justin~~~ |