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Salboston
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Q: What's the difference between Britney and an inflatable doll? A: About 2 cans of hair spray and 5 pounds of makeup. Q: How do you tell if Britney is lying? A: See if her lips are moving. I saw Britney driving down the highway and then stop abruptly in the middle of the road. So as not to cause colision I pulled to the side of the road and walked over to her and her car. "Britney, why did you stop in the middle of a busy street and run to the back of the car?" I asked. She answered, "Well, duh! To turn off the blinker!" Me and Britney were in first class on a plane going from Jacksonville to San Antonio, she had the window seat and I had the aisle chair. She leaned over to me and whispered, "Um, excuse me, will you trade me seats?" "Do you mind me asking why?" I said. "Well, uh, I just fixed my hair and if I sit near the window, the breeze might mess it up again." Britney's manager walked into her dressing room to find her holding her hands tightly over her ears. "Brit, what are you doing?" he asked her. "Sh! I'm trying to hold onto a thought!" Q: How did Britney drop five pounds? A: She took off her make-up. One day Justin Timberlake was shopping in a mall down in 0-town FL... when suddenly Britney Spears runs up to him... "Justin! Justin!" she squealed. "Get off me man, you bousta blow mah cover...I said GET OFF ME!" he yelled back. "But Justin! I just saw someone driving off with your Benz!" she cried "Oh snap! Not mah Benz! Did you see what he looked like?" he asked worried. "No," she said happily, "but don't worry. I got the license plate number!" Me and Britney were sitting in a TV store, watching the 11:00 news. A man was standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide. I said to Britney: "I'll bet you $20 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide." She thought about it for a moment, then replied: "OK, you're on!" We watched for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumped off the ledge. Britney sighed and reached for her wallet, but I stopped her, and said: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 news this evening and I knew that the man would jump. Britney replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!" Q: What does a Britney say to her cousin after he blows in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill." As soon as Britney got out of her car she realized that she forgot her keys in the ignition and couldn't get in! She was locked out of her car for hours. Just as she thought it couldn't get worse, it started raining! "What am going to do?" she said "I left my convertable top down and now the seats are gonna get wet!"
