Songremakes

"Boobies", to the tune of "Crazy"

Boobies, I'm so into you.
You're made of silicone,
and oh you're so new.

Boobies, you're shaking around,
You're sagging so low, you're almost to the ground.

Loving you means so much more,
cuz you both help me be a better whore.

Everytime I look at you,
I am reminded of what I paid for you.

I'm such a slutbag, it's easy to see.

Chorus:
I love you boobies,
I just can't sleep.
I'm so excited that you're double D's
OH OH OH
Boobies, you feel so right,
but boobies all your leaking keeps me up at night.

Boobies, $ 5,000 for two,
they cost oh so much,
but who's paying-it's you.

Boobies, I'm whoring around,
Don't get much business,
cuz I'm fat and round.

F***ing Chad means so much more,
cuz I love being an incestuous whore.

Everytime I cackle on stage,
my fans keep paying,
I belong in a cage.

Repeat Chorus and fade

Screw Me Baby One More Time

Oh Baby Baby, how was I supposed to know,
That I was gonna be a skank ho.

Oh Baby Baby, I wish that you could know,
How much I'd like to do ya.

Give me 2 whole cents and feel me,
feel me give ya such a nasty BJ,
Oh because,

My slutiness is helping me (get money)
I must first ask you to "pay me please" (pay me please)
If I don't get money, I won't let you,
won't let you screw me,
Unless you're in my family.

Oh Baby Baby,
The reason I ho is dough
You got me for one hour.
I'll do ya so hard,
Your member is gonna ache,
Oh Baby I'm so fake.

Golly, now I'm getting horny
I want Justin, but he just won't touch me oh Because

My skankiness just sickens him (sickens him)
I'm such a fat ass,
I sure ain't slim (sure ain't slim)
I know he wants me and all my rolls.
I'm such a ho,
the dumbest that you'll ever know.

END:
I must confess that my slutiness is supporting me now, don't you know I walk the streets and whore every night,
I like to go down,
Yeah screw me Baby One More Time.

Oops I think I did him again,
then made you believe,
I'm still a virgin.
"Oh Baby."
But I'm really a cunt,
and yes that does mean,
that I am a slut.

Cuz I spread my legs open
for ev'ry guy that says he'll pay.
"Oh Baby Baby!"

Oops I "did it" again.
I played with his dong,
got lost in his pubes.
"Oh Baby Baby!"
Now y'all know I'm a slut
I "go down" from abo-o-o-o-ove
I'm not that innocent.

Boy ya see my problem is this--
I'm whoring away,
wishing that one guy will fuck me and pay

I cry watching my lays,
leave me before,
they've even paid.
Cuz to lose all my clients,
that is just so typically me,
when they see my herpes.

OOps I "did it" again to Chad's dong.
Got lost fucking Chad "Oh Baby!"
Screw whoring-incest is good enough for me.
I'm not that innocent. Chorus:
Repeat Chorus
Chad: "Hey Britney, I have something for ya!(hands her a used condom)
Britney: "But wait--isn't this..."
Chad: "Yes, yes it is!"
Britney: "But I thought you lost this in my cunt the last time we screwed?"
Chad: "Well Baby, I fished it out for ya!"
Britney: "Oh Chad, we can use it again!!!" Chorus~