Wanted:The Purple Aardvark

Name: The Purple Aardvark D.O.B.: 2/27/94 Age: 8 Height: 2'5" Weight: 34 lbs. Last Seen: The San Diego Zoo Hobbies: Attempting to kill me and plotting the demise of the free world as we know it. Crimes: Conspiracy to overthrow the government, the attempted destruction of the Hanes tube sock factory, Tree-son, and grand theft spacecraft.

Wanted Dead Or Alive

Only a police sketch.