LOOK AT THAT HOT COUNTER! IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE DECEMBER 25, 2001! OOOOH! HOLD IT IN YOUR HIGHEST ESTEEM, FOR IT IS OLDER THAN ANYONE WHO WAS BORN AFTER THAT DATE!
Dearest Reader,

Hello. You may have noticed a slight change in the layout of my site: it's bright green, and everything's gone. YES! GONE! FOREVER! It went "whoosh". Why? Because I don't feel like having a site anymore, that's why! Mua + ha (repeating)! Oh yeah, today's February 19, 2005. I have nothing else to say, other than PI IS APPROXIMATELY three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two and I don't remember any numbers after that. TOODLES!

P.S. The counter and the guestbook are still here, for no reason really.