| Title: Chatting Authour: Xaphrin Rating: G/ PG E-mail: MoonPrincessRose@aol.com Catagory: POINTLESS HUMOUR!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Okay I don't own sailor Moon and now I am fore warning you that this story is so completely POINTLESS. So POINTLESS that it's funny. So ENJOY!! And hope to GOD that I don't come out with a sequel. And E-MAIL ME DAMN IT!!!!!! ******************************************* Chat Room: 5ScoutsandaTM MoonLover352: Hey guys, What's up? BlackRose20: Nothing. ReiFromFire: Nothing GoddessV: Nothin' Amiessgirl: Nothing LunchLady45: Nothing GoddessV: Hey, Lee, How's America. IS it all it's hyped up to be? ReiFromFire: Yeah. How is it? LunchLady45: No. It's a bunch of CORN!! That's all. MoonLover352: At least it can give you a chance to work on your recipies for CORN!! LunchLady45: Funny, Very Funny. BlackRose20: I always found America an entracing country Aimessgirl: Mmm-hm. Me too LunchLady45: It's not. It's CORN. Why they don't call it the United States Of CORN is beyond me MoonLover352: lol. So, girlies, what are we going to do this weekend? BlackRose20: Is this G (Girly) rated? Or is it sutible for guys like me? GoddessV: If you don't shut up we'll put your hair in curlers ReiFromFire: Yeah, and give you a complete make over. LunchLady45: And make you lose that HORRID green jacket BlackRose20: No green jacket? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Aimesgirl: lol. So anyways- Before we were RUDLY interupted -I think we should go shopping for the dance this week. LunchLady45: But the Dance isn't for another two and a Half weeks. MoonLover352: Yeah, But GREG is coming BlackRose20: Greg? Ami, you're taking greg? How cute! I think We should get some new make up and get your fingernails done and Shopping now would just barely give us enough time for the dress ReiFromFire: That's it! A WHOLE new wardrobe!! And Nothing even remotly green! MoonLover352: And We HAVE to teach him how to lose that cheezy super hero voice of his! Majorly annoying, Boy. And your speaches last for HOURS!! BlackRose20: Hey! I resent that I like my cheezy super hero voice. GoddessV: Well we certianly do NOT! Aimessgirl: You sound like a Superman Wanna-be BlackRose20: So? It serves my perposes. LunchLady45: Forget Superman There is nothing even remotly 'Super' about him BlackRose20: Serena can tell you other wise. MoonLover352: But I won't ReiFromFire: he sounds like he's going through puberty GoddessV: Yep. I think you're shot down, Darien BlackRose20: Bite me LunchLady45: We'll leave that to Serena, thank you MoonLover352: Okay can we LEAVE me out of this? GoddessV: Well you started it MoonLover352: I certianly did NOT! Darien started it ReiFromFire: Let's change the subject, Okay? BlackRose20: Fine with Me MoonLover352: RADIOACTIVE JELLO!!!! BlackRose20: What? Serena What was that? GoddessV: GREENIES!!! Aimessgirl: SWEATERS!!!! ReiFromFire: BLUEBERRIES!!! LunchLady45: PUDDING!!! BlackRose20: Okay. You have ALL gone INSANE!!! MoonLover352: Okay, boyo, I have a question for you BlackRose20: I'm very very afriad but . . . Shoot. MoonLover352: If you have radioactive brownies that glow green, would you call then brownies or greenies? BlackRose20: I don't have an answer to that. And I don't think I ever will. GoddessV: Mr. PERFECT doesn't have an ANSWER HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA BlackRose20: Oh Shut up. ReiFromFire: Why should we? LunchLady: Yeah we could beat your ass in a second Aimessgirl: Well Mr. Four-point-oh how does it feel to be: SHOT DOWN!!! MoonLover352: Awww, Poor Darien. BlackRose20: Hell Yeah poor me. You had so better make up for this, Serena. MoonLover352: What if I don't. What if I say that you deserve it? BlackRose20: Then I won't kiss you for a month. MoonLover352: Then -Technically speeking- Aren't you hurting your self too? BlackRose20: Oh. Yeah. Oops. LunchLady45: Sometimes your stupidity amazes me, Darien. BlackRose20: Doesn't it though? It amazes me too. GoddessV: So, Who should I take to the dance? Arcadedude: Hey, guys. BlackRose20: Hey, Andrew. Aimessgirl: Hey Andrew LunchLady45: Hi, Andy ReiFromFire: Hey, dude MoonLover352: Hey, Satan GoddessV: Just the guy I wanted to speek to. LunchLady45: Uh-uh. He's MINE!!!! Arcadedude: I'm missing something here, aren't I? MoonLover352: Yes you are, Satan. Arcadedude: Will you STOP that already? MoonLover352: Well be that way. BlackRose20: Mina was asking who she should take to the Dance Arcadedude: Uh-oh. RUNNNNNNN!!!! All hell is going to break loose!! GoddessV: I resent that, Andrew! MoonLover352: Don't you mean Satan? BlackRose20: Will you STOP picking on poor Andrew like that? Arcadedude: Yeah! Just beacause I'm all powerful and you're not, doesn't mean you can pick on me so BLNAHHHHHH MoonLover352: Oh THAT'S really mature of you, Satan Arcadedude: Shut up MoonLover352: Must I? BlackRose20: Serena MoonLover352: I'll log-off if you don't stop picking on me and let me stop typing so I can paint my nails BlackRose20: What colour? MoonLover352: Pink. Arcadedude: Figures BlackRose20: Figures MoonLover352: Bite Me. GoddessV: We'll leave that to Darien. So, Andrew do you have a date for the dance? Arcadedude: Yeah. Rita's gonna be in town that week GoddessV: Damn LunchLady45: Damn ReiFromFire: I'm taking Chad GoddessV: That's nice (rolls her eyes) ReiFromFire: Shut up Aimessgirl: So what's the surface tep. of the sun? Hmmmmmm. . . MoonLover352: Aims are you aimlessly typing again? Aimessgirl: Ooops. He he BlackRose20: I think it's really hot. MoonLover352: Well, DUH It IS the sun. It is a BURNING ball of gas BlackRose20: Shut up MoonLover352: Why should I? BlackRose20: Beacuse if you don't I'll have to come over there! MoonLover352: Darien. How many glowing brownies HAVE you had? BlackRose20: Eighty billion (Rolls his eyes) none. MoonLover352: Because what you just said would be a good thing. BlackRose20: Oh yeah, Heh heh MoonLover352: You are insane, Darien. Just Insane. BlackRose20: I've astablished that fact, but that you for reminding me. LunchLady45: RADIOACTIVE JELLO!!!!! Arcadedude: Lita, Did you try to make jello again? You KNOW how the fumes get to you LunchLady45: Shaadap!! Aimessgirl: Sweaters!! Chickens!! CLUCK YOU!!! MoonLover352: LMAO. GREENIES!!! ReiFromFire: SPECIAL BLUEBERRIES!! GoddessV: Ya ever wonder why they call blue berries 'Blue' when it stains purple? LunchLady45: Yeah. I always wondered that. ReiFromFire: It really makes you think BlackRose20: Oh, heven forbid that MoonLover352: Shut up Aimessgirl: Be quiet, Darien. Or I'll go over there and beat your butt at chess, again BlackRose20: Geez, Ami, now all you guys are gonna make fun of me cuz I lost. GoddessV: Hell Yeah!! MoonLover352: SWISS CHEEZ!!! Arcadedude: Ooooookeeeaaaaayyyy. Right, Serena, right. MoonLover352: I know that I am always right ReiFromFire: Serena you've gone InSaNe MoonLover352: You're now just noticing? BlackRose20: I think your insaneness is contagious. Even Ami's becomming odd. MoonLover352: 'Insaneness'? Hun, that isn't even a WORD! DUH!! Mr. Perfect. BlackRose20: Shaadup MoonLover352: Why should I? BlackRose20: I'll make you shut up. MoonLover352: I can think of a number of ways to do that. All include Ice cubes and whiped cream ^_~ BlackRose20: Are you suggesting something? Arcadedude: Ooooookkeay. Darien and Serena, I will NOT ask. MoonLover352: And we won't tell ReiFromFire: We so didn't need to hear that remark, Serena. MoonLover352: Alright, Then forget I said it ChadTacoBoy: Hey, Rei, Serena MoonLover352: Hey Chad ReiFromFire: Hi Chad LunchLady45: What is this the chat room of couples?! Chad Go away! ChadTacoBoy: Who are you? LunchLady45: Lita. Now GO! ChadTacoBoy: Hey Lee. BlackRose20: hello. You must be chad. ChadTacoBoy: Yeah, who are you? BlackRose20: Darien ChadTacoBoy: Okay. Will you all introduce youreselves? Aimessgirl: Ami Arcadedude: Andrew GoddessV: Mina ChadTacoBoy: Hey guys LunchLady45: That's nice NOW GET OUT!! ReiFromFire: Lita. Go finish your Radioactive Jello. And leave poor chad alone. MoonLover352: I'm about ready to get off. BlackRose20: And I'm about ready to go over there and find out what you want to do with whipped cream and ice cubes MoonLover352: Are you now? Is there an oversized smile on your face, Dear? BlackRose20: YEP!!! MoonLover352: Now I'm afraid. You never smile Arcadedude: Except when he's with you Aimessgirl: DROP THE CHALUPA!!! ChadTacoBoy: Get your hands Off my Taco Bell!! Amiessgirl: LOL ReiFromFire: That's nice. GoddessV: Did somebody Say McDonalds? MoonLover352: Nope BlackRose20: I'm a Toys R us Kid MoonLover352: Are you now? BlackRose20: Yep!! MoonLover352: Wear a push-up bra to work. (AN: That was for you Xeally <Sp?>) BlackRose20: WHAT!? Arcadedude: WHAT!? ChadTacoBoy: WHAT!? Aimessgirl: Bad girl, talkin' 'bout ba-a-ad girls GoddessV: Hey Sister! ReiFromFire: Beep Beep! LunchLady45: Hide the Remote! BlackRose20: WHAT!? Arcadedude: WHAT!? ChadTacoBoy: WHAT!? MoonLover352: You know, from the snackwells commercial GoddessV: Yeah. ReiFromFire: Ignore the Dust bunnies! MoonLover352: I need a glass of water. I'll be back. BlackRose20: Remember the Ice cubes! MoonLover352: Funny BlackRose20: Aren't I though? Aimessgirl: Nooooooooooooooooooo GoddessV: yeah that was a stupid question. BlackRose20: Shaddap! LunchLady45: We need lives ChadTacoBoy: Yep Aimessgirl: Internet Junkies galore. GoddessV: Trekkies!!! Arcadedude: Um, Min? Trekkies are for beloved Star Trek Junkies. Of which I am one of. GoddessV: Oh. Yeah He he ReiFromFire: Oooookay, what WAS the point of this conversation? MoonPrincessRose: There wasn't one ReiFromFire: Ooookay Who are you? MoonPrincessRose: A friend, Girly MoonLover352: Okay I'm back. Woah. Who's She? MoonPrincessRose: What Am I an interesting peice of MOLD!? BlackRose20: You said it, we didn't MoonPrincessRose: Okay, That's it! I HAD to create charachters with attitudes Didn't I? (MoonPrincessRose Has Logged off) ChadTacoBoy: Dude, that was weird. ReiFromFire: I've gotta go. Bye guys. (ReiFromFire Has Logged Off) Aimessgirl: Yeah me too, I've got classes soon. Bye guys. (AimessGirl Has Logged Off) ChadTacoBoy: I'm gonna go too. Bye. (ChadTacoBoy Has Logged Off) LunchLady45: We're Getting on the Plane. Bye guys see ya soon (LunchLady45 Has Logged off) GoddessV: Mom needs the phone line (GoddessV Has Logged off) Arcadedude: yeah, I've got extra duty tonight. Bye guys. (Arcadedude Has Logged off) BlackRose20: So tell me about the ice cubes and whiped cream . . . ********************************************* I WARNED you did I not. I TOLD yo it was pointless, but do you ever listen to the wuthour? Noooooooooo. Why should you listen to the person who wrote the pointless humour story!? Hmmmmmmm???? Just for not listening to me, I might come out with a sequel. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA(hack) HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa (Wheeeeze) hahahahahahahahahahaha( Couhg cough) ahahaahahahahahahaa (POP!) So THAT'S where I put that time staff . . . |