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| Hey guys. I have attempted to make a website. Since the only people who will ever see this site are people I know, here's what you might find interesting. I'm making an album and the proceeds will help St. Thomas Aquinas Parish in Charlottesville with their youth center. phantastic. in the meantime, here are some haikus.. 1. cases of wine are slowly disappearing by the garbled bumsfield-- 2. not a haiku not a haiku not a haiku not a haiku.... not!---- ok this i'm most proud of. i'm the author. aaron albin. aaron thomas albin wrote this. i win. i am the winner. die. 3. fusioned hair glistens now in waves undulating. but still i don't swim. (still i remain here) (still i wait on land) 4. assclown rising up imminent danger awaits dumbo strikes again 5. the wickedest smile overflowing with dolor her name is maya. 6. ok that was dumb i could have done much better i will try again 7. what the fuck damnit stupid old fucking sanskrit my life stinks of ass 8. "funky prewster, hah! sly flo simma shake n' break dig motha fucka!" if i was as cool as Lester Young and as badass as a mother i would have said that. though i did write it i could never say it. 9. i misplaced my rage. i lent it to a friend but she accepted it. 10. smell the air up there. stinks of smelly smelly ass. light a match damnit. 11. the shining armour glistened brightly with luster a light crimson red. 12. as i lie fading i hope your love will suffer as i over you. 13. with that light red smile a thousand words wouldn't do. dead men don't talk much. 14. what the fucking fuck! fuck the fucking fuckbuckets! stubbed my fucking toe (lost my fucking hat) ---i didn't really lose my hat...but if i did..i'd probably say that. i love my hat. 15. dear person out there know that you are not alone even when you die 16. dear person in here please get some sleep now darn it you will die slowly 17. dear person on point stop writing about death please no one likes that shit. 18. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha variant... 19. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 20. with earthquakes of sound and the roar of pure madness the baron cometh 21. i am not a grump contrary to the mainstream. just an old old man. 22. scooby dookie doo where the fudge is my dookie? what is a dookie? 23. i don't do drugs, foo. head is already fudged up. why shoot a dead cat?\\ 24. yo yo yo yo yo what? what? yeah yeah, that's right foo. get to steppin, chump. 25. with the disco pants he was overconfident. generations lost. 26. too late. too late now. after entering the stall, the roll is empty. 27. still in utter shock NO! This can't be happening. the deed is done now. 28. aww shit! shit shit shit! fuck shit! no...no man! no...nawww.... aw damn. shit! fuck!...ass! SpfierThnU (3:49:37 PM): I want someone to come take a crap on my books, just so that I can say I really have a shitload and actually mean it... haha but that would be wierd and smelly 30. they call me bling bling because i like to sing sing for the ladies..yeah.... 31. my name is herman herman p diddle funker in yo eye biatch! 32. macrophonic sound is what i try to acheive. too many roadblocks. 33. what i want to make? waves of electricity for the kids at home. 34. snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow yo. 35. playin in the snow. throwin snowballs with the snow dancing in the snow. 36. i'm sick.i'm so sick wah...wah wah wah....wah..wah wah. garlic? no way..gross 37. here at the p.c. i wonder, where's the nature? but who cares really. 38. for art to be art... must it always be profound? laughter is profound. 39. my balls are profound. see what i mean? you laughed right? laughter is profound. 40. well how about that. wasted all that time at home. now, ready for blah. 41. engineering? tough? intensity shmensity. IT'S SOUR AS BALLZ. (it is sour as balls? how do people say sour? sow er? sowr? ) 42. why is it that now, after so much searching then, i find it here, now... 43. my room was neat once. but now i've returned to it. an obstacle course. 44. hope keeps you alive long enough to realize that you wish you were. 45. hope keeps you alive long enough to realize you wish you were dead. 46. he takes large footsteps but not because he's daring..... elephantisis. 47. it's the symmetry of her beautiful figure.... plastic surgery 48. chammy cham cham boy clammy clam clam girl boy girl eh...so what. who cares. 49. i am so confused. what did i do ? i dunno... i opened my mouth 50. Aaron is awesome. Aaron is admirable Aaron is ALBIN!!!!@!$@!%@% 51. Drew is Destroyer. Drew is Difribulator. Drew is Fernando. 52. Farsheed is funky. Farsheed is _______fill in the blank. Farsheed is cusswords. 53. Kaveh is kooky. Kaveh is kumquattery. Kaveh is karen. 54. dumbassery rules. the president is a chimp. Planet of the Apes? 55. rump rump bump baby you had better sting that thing till something happens... 56. just thinking again.... what is an oxymoron? aaron writes haikus? 57. you know what brother? insert witty remark here... out of ideas... 58. snow is wonderful but class is still tomorrow. and the snow ...shall melt.... 59. a film masterpiece..... ballzy? no...just trash and shite.... cremaster cycle 60. cremaster cycle? more like assmaster cycle cycle of pure crap BaerosB (5:15:16 PM): ARGLEBARGLE!! 61. Euphio9 (11:19:53 PM): i can't wait till my spastic drumming and sensual keystrokes win me legions of ladies ready and able to engage in serious piledriving sex acts 62. whiny whiny whine... too much driving? come on man... drew's a lanky bum. 63. ok fine...he sucks... irritable and boring... stop smiling damnit.... 64. mark...what...can i say... about my friend...buddy...mark.... umm...uh yeah...thumbs up. 65. a mirror image an older and wiser me... surpassin yr ass 66. need to see movies perhaps he could help with it "ask asif" lit mag. 67. what is this crap, man. slept at 9, woke up at 4. no wait...4 to 9. (i have this new idea...headline haikus...perhaps it might work...) 68. "Siddisky does film" "Orange Drink plays live music" "Albin: dies in box" 69. "Toosi wins Grammy" "Animate Objects plays live" "Toosi melts Grammy" 70. Kaveh's in med school "Dr. Ardalan kills child" "Killer joins redBus..." (variant: killer joins jam band) |
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| these haikus are speculation into the past. this is how i woudl have felt..but you see..i was so screwed i had no time to write....so i have to go back...back....
71. it is official.... TODAY'S THE WORST DAY EVER... why oh why oh why.... 72. i missed the deadline now where am i going to live? ...."gone to Lowe's ...need box".... 73. housing has no soul that girl was crying you know and they didn't care. 74. i will find a way this is life. mistakes are made. broken bones heal strong. 75. change your perspective. there is no learn. only move. break the selfconscious 76. what is the premise? testicular contraction??? fun? no...insane?...yes... 77. what the heck was that!??!! three hours of my life lost! three dollars as well... 78. i guess i was wrong. I still had classes today. but the snow...remained... 79. ok.. ok ok ok...ok.. perhaps it wasn't just crap, crem cycle still sucks... more haikus |
| my haikus are kinda filling up the space....i need to get another page done soon.... |
| people with nothing better to do: most of these hits are me... |
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| march 30th: 98 and 99 are up! some pictures have been removed in anticipation of too much traffic when the 100th haiku extravabonanza commences.... sorry...they will be restored some other time. |
| ANNOUNCEMENTS |
| March 31st: at 12:00 am tonight, the 100th haiku shall be displayed. |
| I have decided to dedicate this to the one person to whom i am forever indebted, yet the one person whom i have never thanked enough when i should have, the one person whom i never have loved fully... The 100th Haiku: For all of my faults, For all of my scars and sins, Yet You still love me? |
| The 100th Haiku |
| and now, the link...shall be OPENED! |