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| This page is solely for adverts that people I know have requested to be placed upon my site....Be afraid, be very afraid. After all....i was. Anyhoo, if you want to place an ad on this page, please contact me via email or my guestbook, which can be found on the main page. Oh, and also, if you want a picture on your advert, such as the Gimpware picture seen below, then im afraid you'll have to find one yourself and email it to me. |
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| Ah- the wonders of gimpware.I feel that you can never promote a site enough. This rule, of course, applies to the gimpware official site. All the rage this season, gimpware guarantees you some looks from passers by...and no! not looks of disgust...but looks of envy. Just click on the adjacent logo to be whisked away to a gimp paradise, where you can find out how to purchase your very own gimpware, become a gimp model/worker, or even better...enter a gimp competition. |
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| Guru Russell......the amazing visionaire. Be in awe at his amazing ability to read the future through mystical visions...any time, any place, any person...russell can read you like a book. Guaranteed to offer you the answers you have been seeking. So don't delay...come see Guru Russell, mystic of the future...today!!! |
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| "If i can't see it, then it's not gonna happen!" |
| "Superpuff Amateur Dramatics Society" yes, just as it sounds, this is, in fact an amateur dramatics society, established by the forever clinically insane "Sibbleywench" and "Chilb". This prosperous society is looking for new members and would like you to join. YES- YOU! so don't hesitate, contact Chilb via her website: www.oocities.org/scabundchilb/enter Note: On joining, you may be asked to volunteer a cash donation towards the forthcoming trip to Europe (no guarantee is made on the size of the donation required) |
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| New to gimpware: Gimpware acessories and Gimpshoes for all dedicated gimps to feast their eyes upon |
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| Leaning post available Yes thats right. If you're feeling tired, stressed, fatigued...or just fancy something/someone to lean on...Gayle will be there for you! Height adjustable, "very comfortable" (-Russell), and even portable! Good god! And at only £5 an hour...how can you possibly resist?! So don't hesitate, give Gayle a call today! *contact via 01384 999, or email Gayletheleaningpost@ineedmoney.com* |
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| "The Happy Club" Run exclusively by Cheryl and Gemma We are currently recruiting more people willing to be constantly happy whilst in public, with absolutely no risk of becoming depressed. *However, in extreme cases, one isolated depressive spout is allowed* To become a member alongside the likes of Mr Hartnell Williams, our most dedicated member, then contact either Gemma or Cheryl asap. Thank you for your interest. Current members include: Gemma, Cheryl, Hartnell, Sarah and Matt. "Happy moles love the happy club!!!" |
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| James's "Insult Generator" Ever been in one of those crucial moments during an argument when the perfect retaliation insult is just an arms length away...but you can't seem to take a firm grasp of it and send it hurtling towards your opponent? Indeed...this has happened to me many a time before now. That's where James can help you.. Years of refinement have meant that he is literally a living bank of inventive insults...and now he is putting his gift to good use...on the internet. So...next time you find yourself speechless....visit www.randombloodyinsults.tk And remember...an insult a day keeps the snetters at bay. |