| The Devil List |
| Hmmm well...i suppose an introduction would be appropriate here. This is basically a list of all things that i think are "the devil" so to speak. In other words......all things on this list should be avoided\ condemmed to hell\brutally maimed. ...or atleast quarantined. |
| Tea "To Kill A Mockingbird" Cereal Pop music Rockport rangers Tents Odd socks Quiffy hair rain Macy Grey Golfing trousers Statistics The GCSE exam board (s) Foundation The Stop Hotel David and Victoria Beckham Britney Spears Lesbian Germans Soggy Biscuits Long coach journeys Sewing machines Computer keyboards The eighties Crossroads Atomic Kitten Things that aren't random in some way Paper/polystyrene cups Bouncing bats (mehe) Glass ornaments Slipknot Mushed lipstick Full bins Empty Loo roll Wrists Knuckle cracking David Gray Garage/dance music Train tunnels Elasticated underwear Escalators Waxing/sugaring Expensive Cd's/Gigs Helium DJ Otzi German food (esp. sausage sauce) Broken guitar strings The way in which Sarah forms her "y's" German "autobahns" Chicken legs Miss Foulkes' shoes (are they elven or witchy.....who knows???) The Kicfm trailer Big Ears from Noddy Cigarettes Westlife Trevor McDonald Butcher's knives The devil himself Vegetarian sausages My typing disease Rubber chickens Mr Avis' pocket rope. Erm....Mr Avis (we love him really) Ozzy Osbourne (for Gemma) Seaweed MC's. People who don't understand the greatness of Gimpware Jane Mc *bloodyannoying* Donald Stupid typos that i always make- (ie- "ahve") Jane Eyre Hand painted pots Children at 2 years old Double sided cellotape Fish slices that are disguised as spatulas Microwaves (How DO they do it?) KL/SG (censored initials...think about it.) Prit stick (it always runs out too goddamn quickly) Fan assisted ovens Hank Marvin |
| Nipple piercings Shouting children My full initials (you work it out) The Rod, Jane and Freddy show Tweezers Lemsip Fan assisted ovens "Childs Play" Napster Cat Biscuits That red wax dentists expect you to put in your mouth when you have a brace Mornings Non- rechargeable batteries Mucus (mwahaha) Singing christmas trees Cling Film Elton John Glasses Dentists Tinfoil Fred Flintstone Geography Koalas with access to knives Glue guns Short lived batteries Cardboard shoes Mr Stokes's music Carol Anne Duffy Spicey curry Stuffing Steel guitar strings Socks that are too big 3 inch nails Mortis Phat choones Chris Tarrant Sarah's phrases (ie- nur nur) Advent calenders that use constant market promotions People who spike your coffee :p Land mines Cracked mirrors Personal/ROA statements College applications Cd's with scratches Polyfilla thats not in a sqeezeable tube Laminate flooring Mr Avis' so called "writing plans" Printer "inject the ink yourself" refill packs Mr Williams' mark scheme The year group photo (does any one else's keep repeatedly falling over?!) Holes in walls that are meant to be 'solid' Wigs Headless chickens Random capital letters at the end of a sentencE Glandular fever Maths revision sheets Hairdyers that smell like fire Sister's that play Britney Spears and sing to it loudly Laurence Llelwyn-Bowen's hairdresser (the one that cut his hair short) Dust My headphones (only one ear works) Carol's roses GCSE's in general Deadlines People that take over 1 week to write in my leaver's book Pencil: only when shading with it, cos it gets all over my hands and ruins the rest of my picture PSHE lessons People who don't believe that the plural of moose is meese Pigeons Nurfitis Predictive text messaging Decisions Manwhores (you know who you are.) Washing machines that don't have a 30 degree wash |
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