Dictionary
Why do i have a dictionary you ask???? Well its quite simple really. There are many great words/phrases in the english (or not so english) language, many of which i think are god like, and therefore have put them all on a single page for you all to read. Yes, i am very odd i know.
Random: (ran-dum)
Kerfuffle: (ker-fuf-ul)
Gimp: (gi-m-p)
Squire: (sq-why-er)
Manoman: (man-um-an)
Waffle: (waf-ul)
Bald: (b-aa-ld) or if you're me (bow-ld)
Goggles: (gog-uls)
Refrain: (re-frane)
Balistic: (bal-is-tick)
Ossicles: (os-sick-uls)
Blasphemous: (blas-fe-mus)
Gagging: (gag-ing)
Y.Fronts: (why-fr-unts)
High speed: (hi-sp-eeed)
Devil: (dev-ill)
Obscure: (ob-scu-er)
Dunk: (dun-k)
Grappling: (grap-er-ling)
Mushroom: (mush-room)
Silly: (sil-ee)
Addicted: (ad-dickt-ed)
Gimpware: (gi-mp-wear)
Monkey: (mon-k-ie)
Monk: (mu-nk)
Doughnut: (doe-nut)
Typo: (tie-poe)
Buddah: (bud-ah)
Stain: (stay-n)
Maniac: (main-ee-ack)
Spasmatic: (spazz-matt-ick)
Asylum: (ass-eye-lum)
Sock: (s-ock)
Gandalf: (gan-d-alf)
Gangreneous: (gang-re-noose)
Coffee: (coff-eee)
Drizzle: (dris-el)
Flick: (fl-ick)
Cabbage: (cab-age)
Manky: (man-key)
Sausage: (sos-age)
Llama: (lar-mar)
Avis: (ay-vis)
Lynchster: (lich-st-eer)
Gnome: (no-me)
Discombobulate: (dis-com-bob-you-late)
Sponge: (spun-g-e)
Fluff: (fl-ufff)
Zippy: (zip-ee)
Lava: (lar-ver)
Mucus: (m-you-cus)
Expandable: (ex-pand-ab-ul)
Leprechaun: (lep-re-korn)
Mangled: (man-gull-ed)
Sedation: (said-ay-chun)
Spaghetti: (spag-et-tea)
Chicken: (chick-in)
Lemur: (lee-mer)
Envil soaper: (en-vi-ll so-per)
Sacophagus: (sa-cof-er-goose)
Splatter: (sp-lat-her)
Pope: (poh-p)
Afromania: (af-row main-e-er)
Cheesegrater: (chee-z- gr-ate-her)
Senvil poper: (sen-vill poh-per)
Trapeze: (trap-eez)
Confuselled: (con-fuz-elled)
Wirrad: (wi-rad)
Baboon: (bab-oon)
Bogus: (bow-gus)
Mangled: (man-gulled)
Floozie: (flew-zie)
Churlish: (cher-lish)
Bamboozel: (bam-boo-zel)
Ladle: (lay-del)
Greebify: (gree-be-fi)
Nurfitis: (nurf- eye-tis)
Meepage: (me-page)
Leper: (lep-er)
Combustication: (com-bust-ick-ation)
Rasta: (ras-ter)
Britamf: (brit- am-f)
Phospherous: (fos-fer-us)
Spoonerism: (spoun-er-is-um)
Stroganoff: (strog-a-nof)
Digestive: (die-jes-tiv)
Feast: (fee-st)
Rif-raf: (rif-raf)
Retarded: (re-tard)
Rancid: (ran-sid)
Shingles: (shin-gulls)
Flolloped: (flol-op-pd)
Sproket: (sp-rock-it)
Rabid: (rab-id)
Gah: (gaa)