Lynch again
"That's the sad old git that i am."

"Mrs Genner is a food technology teacher, and she can do those lessons...in a way that no one else can"

" To get from here to there I could go straight as the proverbial crow flies."

"oooooh stoppit Lynch. It HAS been a long and stressful day."

If you have mislaid the sheets, then it is a tragedy, and may require further destruction of parts of a forest to replace them."

"Lee, wrap your brain matter around question three please."

"I've been eating too many rice krispies for breakfast."

"Everyday theres something exciting going on. It's the nature of human life."

"party time is not with us...malheuresement."

"Yes, there is more than one way to skin that poor old cat."

"Enough of the jolities i think."

"Quite often you'll end up driving up a blind alley and have to reverse a little bit to get out."

"If you've forgotten it, please WELD it into your head!"

"Now you really DO MUST....do must? Look at the board."
*whaaat?*

"Yes, i'm a bad man."

" I think some of you have come in with the wrong head on. Change it please."

"I really can't resist putting brackets in."

"Although...really this isn't a holiday for you."
*a few minutes pass*..."So make sure you have a good holiday."

"Oh, i better put some brackets in there....some of you may get upset otherwise."

"It's much too early to be de-mob happy."

"I'd be greatful if you could all be careful with my head and each other."

"It would be much better for all our mental health if i keep my voice to a minimum."

"Come on Sarah...i can trust you."

"Now, its a question of 'know your calculator' "

"In the words of the immortal poet Bob Dylan: time is as water as it washes on the shore..."

"Adele, you do need to mobilise your grey matter."