| Puns |
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| Ah yes. Soooo many phrases people have come out with that they wish they hadn't, due to the horrific amount of "punage" (yes that IS a word,) in them. In fact, there seem to be so many puns in constant flow around me in my humble everyday life, i decided to dedicate a page to them. I know they're sparse at the moment, but they will grow. I promise. So, here you are... |
| Cheryl: "I think i'll go to this fancy dress party as a horse." Gayle: "No don't be silly Cheryl, you can't do that. How many superhero horses have you heard of? I can just imagine it: Duh duh duh....horse power." " For God's sake, i'd rather be colour blind than a bleedin' haemophiliac." -Gayle "White kit-kat chunky. That's a bit of a mouthful." -Jake *Russell states he wants to run over 30s naked holidays. He then asks if anyone would go on one. Upon receiving little interest in his idea, Gayle then states...* "Well, that idea was a bit of a flop then wasn't it." *At the top of a newsletter about cheese, Gayle unknowingly writes...* "read this...its just oozing cheese." Cheryl: "Well...what will you do if he tries to drag you into bed?" Gayle: "i'll tell him where to stick it." "God, your cat is a Sadist." *please note my cat is called Sadie* -Gayle Homeless person: "Big Issue please." Sarah *mumbles*: "You've already got plenty you greedy beggar." * Me and James talking on msn about a random man on TV* Me: "God, he's pineless." *typo of "spineless"* " ...He's not only 'pineless'...he's a prick too." -James- *think of pinecones* " If you do really revise, you know it will pay the dividends." -Mrs Meredith *business studies teacher* " Look, you're all starting to eat into your lunchbreak now." - Miss O'Neill *Gayle and Sarah make an origami dog* Gayle says *to the dog* : "Oh look, don't you give me the puppy dog eyes!" Lauren: "You can't smoke James.....or people." Gayle: "Wow, you could try. Set light to his feet and suck his head." *Several of us were talking about jellyfish bobbing* Jake: "yeah, he had to pour piss on his face to take away the pain." Matt: "God, now that's taking the piss." |