| People I Know -Quotes |
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| "Sarah's not a very good envil soaper. No, sorry, senvil poper." -Beci (trying to say "envelope slicer") "Bow selector" (prn. b-ow sel-eck-tore) -On a random wall. Someone can obviously spell well. "Sarah...I refuse to be buggered" -Gayle (by accident...again) "Van Houdonk isn't Dutch....he's from Holland." -Jamie Pearson "Well that just puts the icing on the tray." -Jamie Pearson "Thou should indicate before you pull out." -Gayle to some random woman "And it's a mighty fine arse i have to say." -Jim...on Brendan from Wheatus Sarah:"Your name is Cheryl Pythagoras- Carrington." Chel: "What? Like a double barrell name? Say it again...." Sarah: "I said... your name is...Cherlton....P..f.g..no...carr..gah!" *sarah is making sense- as ever.* "We have two choices. We can either...go insane...or...wait i don't know what i'm talking about". -Sarah "Hey Willy, give me some cheese." -Sarah's accidental written mistake. "I think i'm deaf...I definitely need my eyes tested." -Beci "Oh yes...i meant to say...i'v met an old man." -Sarah...again, randomly during a different conversation "Beam me up fishy Scottie." -Ben Pritchard...again...why??? "Girls...please take your tops off. Honestly, i need to record that and keep playing it over and over!" -Strange dinnerlady Gem: "No, we can't go early...i need my sleep...i never get any!" Cheryl: "That's James' fault." *please understand i did not mean that like it sounds* "Just call me...science girl." -Me...for no apparent reason "...did you see Mr Lynch's third leg earlier?" -Beci "Humperdinkle." -Ben James' sister: "you know when prince charles becomes king....will the current queen then be known as the queen mother?" James' mum: "no, because she'll be dead" "Do i smell of alcoholics?" -Ben Chel: So what is it then, that makes him attractive? Gayle: I don't know...he's like....ruggish. Chel: ...Ruggish???? Gayle: Yes Chel: Gayle....do you mean...rugged....by any chance? Gayle: Erm.....yes. "...And wot the hells goin on here? Are these from the stone age? That blokes older then gods dog." -Beci on the eurovision " Ah! My foot's itching like a mongrel!" -Gayle Mr Williams: "I'm expecting some A*'s" Me to Sarah: "I was just going to say to him 'God you'll be lucky', but then i realised i'm going into an Re exam, and thought 'Jesus, i should stop all this blaspheming.' " |