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| " Oh Gayle, you are a sex goddess." -Hayley Hay: "That was like the time when i saw a dog collar and said i'd only wear it for Joe." *NB - not meaning in a bondage kinda way* Saz: "oooh yeah? and what else do you like to wear for 'just joe' then hay?!" Hay: "....nothing...God Gayle, yu're terrible." " I can imagine him...leaning over the desk and serenading someone." - Hay...talking about Mr Avis. " It's the receeding hairlines that do it for me." -Me...not meaning it to sound quite like that. "He looks in the mirror and thinks....'oooo avis you sly devil.' " - Adele "oh look.... there's Avis...standing in that gay catalogue pose again." -Adele "Well....i best be off...I've got flour to mill and sheep to shave." -James Adele: "Where are we going then?" Gayle: "What...now? Or in life in general?" Adele: "When we leave the house." Gayle: "I'm sorry...i...don't understand the question." "Gayle, bend over again..." -Gemma "Don't you point that at me!" -Gayle...to me and my innocent pencil. "You know these trousers....i got them for £2. Two pounds they were. That's all. And they have..*looks at them in awe*....a great... seam. Just look..it's all.....big. For £2 aswell." -A drunken Ad babbling about his trousers. *sings* "I am an emu!" -Drunken James "Ning nang ning of the ning nang nong." -Gemma *Bowl is placed upon my head. 5 minutes later...* "Why is there a bowl on my head?" "Wow...Gemma has....the same batteries as me." -Adele " I need a ....speedbump." -Random drunken man *Gayle looks disappointed when an odd thing she kicks does nothing* Sarah then says: " Gayle! What did you expect it to do? Morph into a 5 foot elephant or something?" " Wait until the summer Gayle....those are my three words of the day." -Gemma Sarah: "Cheryl, have you got a nail file?" Me: "Yes" *hands Sarah nail file* Sarah: "Ah! That's gay." Me: "Haha, that's gay, she says." Sarah: "Stop repeating me Cheryl." Me: "Ha! Stop repeating me, she says!" *suddenly realises what she's said and the overall stupidity of it* " Dove soap...so good, it's untrue." -What we imagine "Brad" to say "Oh, look at that wonderfully fullered car. Wait- fullered isn't even a worm." - Gemma note: "fullered" = coloured "worm" = word Gayle: "I don't like sausage." Sarah: "I don't like steak." Cheryl: "ok, what about bangers and mash?" Gayle: "I...DON'T like sausage." Cheryl: "Well....what about steak pie?" Sarah: "Cheryl...i DONT like steak." * Sarah enters my bathroom* *Sarah re-emerges from bathroom* "Cheryl.....what the FUCK is that toilet seat? Is your mother serious?????" "I have another problem......chicken sandwiches." -Me |