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| This is the reform of my previous "quotes page"....it is now, in fact called, random quotes. And it is quite literally that...as you can see. Enjoy... |
| "OOOh! I've got a big red one!" -Zippy "I refuse to change my brand of coffee." -Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen "What is meant by the rarely used/obscure word spatula?" -Jeeves "Construct a sentence I cannot." -Yoda "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." -Geoffry from rainbow "And remember folkes, when buying straw cats, don't forget to go for age and quality." -Cheesey bargain hunt man "Yes folkes, if you want to understand these little blighters, you've gotta get right down in the leaf litter." -Steve Irwin "We now know where Bin Laden is...he's either in Afghanistan, in another country, or dead." - the American Government "I bought a G-string the other day, which was rather fun." -Laurence Llelwyn-Bowen "all your base are belong to us." -Zero Wing Sarah: "Jeeves, do you have an evil twin?" Jeeves: "No, thats just a scurrilous rumour." "They are going like scolded cats up front..." - Random horse racing commentator "By eck....you've got a face on you like a rabbit licking vinegar off a lettuce leaf." -Fred Elliot " If both light and buzzer are on, please ensure to check for personnel trapped in the freezer." - Random sign in a coffee shop " This is as cheap as chips." -David Dickenson " Marry a snake or a cock. The sheep brings trouble." "Beware of the monkey" -Chinese horoscope in a chinese shop |