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| Yes, it is in fact true that stupidity plays an important part of many peoples lives. In actual fact, It would appear that stupidity is indeed a huge part of the lives of the manufacturers of the below products....lets face it, you'd have to be pretty stupid to print some of the following on the packaging of your product... |
| 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE 4. On a bottle-top of a UK flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING (Sensible, but the instructions were INSIDE the box.) 7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END 8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL ? 9. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING 10. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER ! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY ! DETAILS INSIDE! 11. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP 12. On a Tesco's Tiramisu - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Printed on bottom of box) 13. On a M&S Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 14. On a Korean kitchen knife - KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN 15. On a string of Chinese Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY 16. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER. 17. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS 18. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 19. On a child's Superman costume - WARNING, THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. 20. On some frozen dinners - SERVING SUGGESTION - DEFROST 21. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box - FITS ONE HEAD 22. On packaging for Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY 23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine - DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY 24. On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING - MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS |