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| In honour of Thorns *sobs at thought of what she has left behind* I have constructed this page so that all my fellow inmates of class 1997-2002 can remember some of the wonderous things that the teachers have come out with over the years. God bless Thorns Community College. |
| " I was in the army once..." -Mr Stevens " In 1779, when all the men were off at war, the women were at home having sex." -Mrs Pullen...(might i ask...who with????) "Like I said to Micheal...I might be daft, i'm not stupid." -Mrs Cotterall "Lee...you don't actually listen to this shit at home do you?" -Mr Stokes "Look, if you do that again i'll...well, i don't now what i'll do." -Mr Clarke "God created everything in the sea......fish.....you name it, he created them." -Mr Williams "Don't think about going to the toilet during your exams. And dont' even THINK about coughing. It's NOT ALLOWED." -Mr Peter's "A psychiatrist would have alot to say about you lot." -Mr Stevens on "us lot" Jamie: "My mom says I talk to much and never shut up..." Mrs Coterall: "Your mother was RIGHT!" "Well that's just thrown a spanner in the wheel." -Mr Baker "Adam Mason was throwing polos around the exam hall...now he LIVES in isolation." -Mr Peters "Well....you can always come up at dinnertime, and we'll mop up the late comers." -Mrs Pullen "Yes, Roger made me some stocks to use... then someone got stuck, so i put them away." - Mrs Pullen "Imagine if i went right close to Mark and then lifted my trousers..." -Mrs Pullen "I sometimes think that examiners are deliberately obtuse." -Dr Erb "Unlike motor cars, electrons are not much different from each other." -Dr Erb "Those people who like to have an image...you know,like the greebos, divvots...or whatever you call them." -Mr Bonser " Ok...notices....Science revision tonight...on structure, bondage and the mole." -Mr Hill Mr Williams: "What did they celebrate on good friday?" Maz: "Palm Sunday." Mrs Lucas: "What do you want to be when you're older then Andrew?" Tat: "A rooster." Mrs Lucas: *looks exasperated* "No Andrew....a rooster is an animal, not a job." "There is a lot of work many of you need to do to errrr...get the grades i have already given you." - Mr Carroll |