| Unanswered questions |
| Ah yes. There are many of these in my strange little world.And one dull day, when i was feeling quite bored and uninspired, i thought casually to myself...you know what? I'm going to ask the unsuspecting public what they believe the answers to these perplexing puzzles to be. Ok, ok, so i didn't exactly make these up myself...but they really are quite annoying, seeing as no one can actually answer them. So here we go... |
| What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of a plane? If you strangled a smurf, what colour would it turn? Corn oil is made of corn, olive oil is made of olives, so what is babyoil made of? Is it okay to use the Am radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their best plates? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? Why is bra singular and pants plural? If a fire-fighter fights fire, and a crime-fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? If con is on the opposite side of pro, is American congress on the opposite side of progress? When dog food has a new and improved taste, who tests it? If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to a pan? Why is a general rule that people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery's dead? You know how most packages say "open here"? Well...what's the protocol if the package says "open somewhere else"? Why do people without a watch look at their wrists when you ask them what time it is? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today, and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cat and dropped it, which way up would it land? Why is there only one monopolies commission? Why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff they make the "black box" out of? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to? How do "keep off the grass" signs get where they are? If one syncronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? ...Similarly, does a policeman still tell a mime he has the right to remain silent? How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Could someone get addicted to councelling? Do startbuck's employess take coffee breaks? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Did the little mermaid wear an "algebra"? |
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