04/07/07
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---------------------- Bizarre Laws ----------------------
ENGLAND

Chelsea Pensioner may not be impersonated.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public
conveyance.

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in
public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.

Anal sex is prohibited.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is
on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand
is on the vehicle.

In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow
and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

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------ Hospital sued for removing wrong testicle -------

LOS ANGELES - An Air Force veteran is suing the West Los
Angeles VA Medical Center for removing the wrong testicle.
Benjamin Houghton, a 47-year-old father of four, underwent
surgery last June for the removal of his potentially
cancerous left testicle. Doctors instead removed his
healthy right testicle, The Los Angeles Times reported.
Houghton and his wife, Monica, are seeking about $200,000
for future healthcare costs and an undisclosed amount in
damages, the newspaper said. The lawsuit claims Houghton
was deprived of the testosterone the healthy testicle
produced, creating the potential for complications includ-
ing sexual dysfunction, depression, fatigue, weight gain
and osteoporosis.