January 2001 and Luke had wrote a few songs on his bass, he was pissed off that his other band firefly wouldn't even let him show them his songs so he decided to get a bunch of mates together to play them in his own band.
Pretty much all of his friends played instruments so one saturday night, they all went around to Lozzs house whod just had a PA for christmas, so after a few beers and luke showing them they layed them down on a cd........ at this point tom played guitars, powers played guitar and keyboard, lozz bass, stack drums and luke sang.
All were happy with the cd, but they decided not to do much for a while.............

then in the easter holidays they were bored and Dan said hed written a nice little riff, so they ventured over to lozzs farm armed with a video recorder.Jonesy played bass on this song, whilst we used a drum pedal as stack didnt show up.
the song quikly evolved into fuck her in the ass, and after wacking it down, they went round stonnal causing mayhem, shitting in dog bins, buying tapons in dresses and asking how to analy insert them, making bombs, getting naked with shaving foam beards, jumping in ses pits and rolling in horse shit, amongst over trivial matters like stealing a tricycle and throwing a wheel through a greenhouse.......

that was the last time the retardis got together.........