Yes, we need a national fund to get all women at least C-cup sized breasts. See, some money would go into implants, and then the rest would go for genetic research to let them be born with big ole’ boobies! I don’t know if it’s really worth living a life where only SOME women have large hooters, and not others. Large breasts are the meaning of life. Yes. They should put that into Biology books. Or would it be Philosophy books…? Fuck it, put it into all the books! All women who have less than C-cups should feel ashamed of themselves and their genetic faults and go get implants, to appease the male population.

And butt implants. Those are becoming more popular, but not popular enough. I want every woman to look like…Pamela Anderson. *drools* I don’t think I’d ever come home, I’d just wander the streets looking at women. Like, a cross between Jennifer Lopez and…Anna Nicole Smith. Woo!

I think there was more I wanted to say, but all this talk about boobs made me forget.
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