My cats love to play grab ass. Every day, I come home, and they’re cuddling together. What in the fucking hell. My other cats never did that, my other cats had balls and they fought. I’d have to break it up when they started taking out clumps of fur. I loved those cats. But no, THESE cats are in loooove. They lick each other and sleep together. Retards. Sometimes though, when one’s licking the other, they go for the throat! God damn that’s awesome. They instantly regain balls after that. Even though one’s a girl. In my mind, all cats have balls, and they loose them when they cuddle. Fuck, right now they’re cuddling. You know what would be sweet? A fucking Army Cat. Or a Ninja Cat. Some cat that kills. You know what I’d name a cat like that? Gertrude. No one would suspect a killer cat named Gertrude. Gertrude is a good stripper name too. I’d do a girl named Gertrude. I’d call her Gertty and she’d make me potatoes. Good potatoes, with mustard. Maybe some French Toast. I really enjoy French Toast, with blueberries. Mmm…blueberries.
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