I SO fucking wish I was a demon. Wouldn’t that be fucking awesome? I would fly around on my big ass fire wings, and invade human souls and shit. I would find all the priests and rabbis and whatever of each religion and be like “BOO! I’m a mother fucking demon! Where’s your God now, bi-atch?” Then I would like, shave their heads and take a shit in the holy water. I would be the best and most evil demon EVER. So picture this: The Reverend Demon would be flying around, snarling and shit, ooze dripping from his mouth. He sees a Church and hears the priest bitching about demons and such, and Reverend decides to have some fun. Radiohead – Karma Police hits, and he swoops low and fucking busts those doors down and ROOOOARS. He starts ripping up pews and shit, takes a piss in the holy water and fucking stabs the demon-hater priest right in the nut sack with a pen. Then he would fly to McDonalds and get a Big ‘n Tasty meal with a Pepsi because those things are fucking tasty. Shit! I would see that movie! It has all sorts of cool things, and a McDonalds scene at the end! Man I’m hungry…I want a sandwich.
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