It has been a long seven days since I last wrote. Food supplies running low…odd rash forming on my stomach. Beginning to think chasing pirates a bad idea. No clue as to how long I can go…on. Will to live deflating as I write…can’t do it anymore… Well, either it’s that excuse or I just fess up and say that the little time I’ve been on the internet this week hasn’t been working on my website. Anyway, for Christmas I received the wondrous invention of a Playstation 2. In the slew of games that followed, one among the pile was the awe inspiring Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The object to the game is getting your 20 kilos of crack back, and your money too. I was bored and invented a new game, called: The Ugly Police • Find a police officer • Kill him, with a gun or your hands or whatever you have • Take his gun and his nightstick • Steal a car • Go to the beach • Ruthless kill all fat women in bikinis, fat men in Speedos, old men, old women, and the fag ass dick head men who wear short shirts/shorts while jogging, with the Cop’s nightstick • Steal their money after they die • Rejoice in the blood on your sneakers and hands • Laugh maniacally • Kill a kitten This is good for half hours of fun! Make sure your loved ones participate too.
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