Well, sort of. I got a job a while back, so between work, school, and everything else that takes precedence over this website, I didn't have very much time or drive to update. However, school let out last week and I decided I should update this sorry excuse of internet space. Below is some hate mail I received, replied to, and never posted. It has to be at least a month old, I don’t know, or care. Here’s to a summer where I take care of The Beyond Skizzel.

From: KellieAngel04@aol.com
Subject: Some Hate mail


I read your little article on killing all the mentally ill people of the world... First being retarded and having A.D.D. are two completely different things, don't get them confused, I would actually be willing to bet that YOU yourself might have a little bit of A.D.D. since 1 out of every 12 people have it.
"There are normal people out there whose job is to take care of the retarded people."
I am going to assume that you consider yourself normal... well tell me ... what the hell is NORMAL? Is it men beating the hell out of their wifes? That sure happens a lot. Is it teenage pregnancies, or rape, suicide, anorexia?
I think your the one who needs your fucking head checked, but your right the retarded DON'T do anything... the "NORMAL" people do.
I hope a retarded person finds you and beats the hell out of you, for you selfish, insane, and ridiculous statements. May you burn in hell and have to clean all the retarded people with your tongue, you moron!


I’ll just reply to this one in the order of the things she brought up.
1) No, A.D.D. and retarded are the same thing. They both piss me off. Anything that is annoying to the majority of the population, or me in particular, falls under the category of “retarded”. 1 out of every 12 people having it is bullshit. A.D.D. is a real affliction, in some people. But not in 1 in 12. A.D.D. is an excuse parents use to give their children Ritalin, to stop them from being children. There’s nothing wrong with a little hyperactivity when you’re eight years old, or when it’s appropriate. Ritalin – The Cheap Babysitter™
2) Where, on God’s green Earth, did you come up with “men beating the hell out of their wives”, “teenage pregnancies” etc, as normal? My definition of normal is someone without debilitating or annoying mental afflictions, who follows acceptable society rules with minor deviation. Any dumbass knows the definition of normal, and if you need me to tell you what it is, you need more help than I can give.
3) The day a retarded asshole kicks my ass is the day Green Peace stops being unrealistic pussies.
4) You’re damn right I’m selfish.
5) And I am going to hell, I own a gas station and a small condo there already.
6) Clean the retarded people with my tongue? What the hell? Why would I clean them with my tongue? I think a flamethrower would be sufficient cleaning.
7) Thank you for your kind email, your opinion…well, your opinion doesn’t matter.



Oh, and as a little addition to this month old email, a retarded lady came into my work the other day, sneezed, and walked around with snot on her face.

So I beat her to death with a cash register.
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