I like to expand my vocabulary by making new words, and usually they come out as insults. The following may or may not be all my creation, and like hell I’m going to organize them for you. (Not all of them are insults, so think about it jackass.)

Nipple nuts
Dirt troll
Half nut
Syphilis infected crack whore
Fagasmo
Fagasmatron
Fagtastic
Gaytacular
Spiffamous
Pimptacular
Chawizzel
Crusty dick
Assmunch McShitsmear
Dickless McFucknuts

I’ll undoubtedly think of more, I just felt an obligation to put one new thing up here; it’s been like a fucking week. I love the holidays.
Here, since you're too lazy to hit back