Hopefully this is the first thing you’ve read after happening upon my corner of cyberspace. If not, you fucking retard, you read the intros first, hence the name “Introduction.” People like you need to be shot. But I digress. This site was created after I was shown a link to The Best Page In The Universe. The guy’s site was simple, a collection of writings and essays about things that bug him. And I realized I felt the exact same way about most of it. Right then I thought to myself “Fuck a dog in the ass, I’m gonna do this too.” I didn’t fuck a dog, but I did make the site.

So, thank you Maddox. It’s your freedom of expression that gave me the urge to write about things that bug me. You’re the man.

Anyway, I’ll throw whatever I feel like throwing onto this site. And you’re going to like it, because it’ll be good. Well, I think it will be good, I haven’t written it yet. And hopefully people will come to this site, unlike my others. But those sites sucked and I was a lot younger. Oh well, enjoy the site. Or hate it. Fuck you if you hate it. Make your own.
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