Have you ever wondered how endangered animals would taste? Here's my list of animals we're not supposed to eat that I want to try:
Rhinos
Tigers
Blue Herons
Galapagos Sea Turtles
Pandas
Koala Bears
Kangaroos
Giraffes
I'm sure there are a lot more, but those are the only ones I could come up with right now. I don't care if they're "cute", endangered, protected, threatened, illegal, or all the other things hippies come up with. I just want to eat them. Is that so much to ask? A nice Rhino Steak on the grill. Fuck Green Peace and PITA or whatever it's called. I want to eat some fucking endangered animal meat.
Here, since you're too lazy to hit back