Ok, first, the screen would open on Washington, DC. There would be crowds around the White House lawn, doing what a crowd does, and it would be night. The national Christmas tree would be up, with a big sheet over it to cover it till the last minute. The camera would go to groups of people in the crowd and listen to what the people are saying. “Why is there a sheet this year?” “I heard there are a ton of new lights this year!” You know, dumb shit like that. Then we would see the President, good ole George Dubbya, and his wife Laura. They would all be whispering to some ominous looking dudes in black suits, with sunglasses on. The audience would be all like, “What the fuck, it’s night and such, what’s with the glasses?” And then the camera would pan to some poor announcer dude at a podium. He would say “And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, if we could have your attention please. Thank you. It is my pleasure to introduce to you…THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY!” The crowd goes crazy and applauds. Then everything goes in slow motion. Bush and his wife walk up the stairs to where the rope to pull the sheet off is. As soon as the movie goes into slow motion and the Bush’s begin to walk, Spineshank – New Disease hits. An awesome song, you should download it. Anyway, they make it to the top and pull off the sheet. The crowd gasps, the lights turn on. On the top of the Christmas tree is a dead Jew crucified to a neon-lighted Swastika. The movie comes out of slow motion and Bush yells something like “DU HAST MICH” or whatever Neo-Nazis say. That’s the signal for his Alien Legion to show up. Behind the White House a TON of flying saucers show up and start shooting shit. They kill everyone. The End. That movie would kick so much ass, I’d sure as hell go and see it. Anything with Aliens and people dieing is a good movie.
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