Now, I love Geocities. They are my cute and cuddly friends. They’ve always been there when I wanted to make a website…providing a great program called Pagebuilder. Pagebuilder is what I use to make this site. It’s so easy. But there is another, darker side to Geocities… CALLED YAHOO PAGEWIZARDS. Now, I know I speak for all of us (because I always do) when I say this…who gives a flying fuck? Basically, Yahoo Pagewizards is for God damn hippies who are too lazy to even use Pagebuilder. People who make websites with Pagewizards offer nothing for the rest of us. They give us crappy excuses for pussy “Personal Homepages”. Anyone who makes a site like that SHOULD BE SHOT. And I think I’m the man for the job. Seriously, I want to track down anyone with a website entitled “About Me” or any other pussy names like that, and kill them and their families. Make a personal homepage with Pagewizards you bitch, I dare ya.
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