2: They're all gay
3: They have bad teeth
4: They're all retarded
5: They're from Wales
6: For God's sake, they fuck sheep
7: Their native language doesn't use enough vowels
8: They're not American
9: They think they matter...they don't
10: Again, I think it's important to restate the one thing that makes them suck the most: They're not American
11: They like soccer (football over there) entirely too much
12: And they're not even good at it
More to come!