| When I watch the Weather Channel, I want to see the god damn weather. I do NOT want to learn about clouds or a big storm that happened 10 years ago. Well, maybe if the storm killed a lot of people. The Weather Channel is trying to turn itself into an imitation CNN or MSNBC. The second I turn it on and they're running a fucking news ticker, I'll fly over there myself and shoot 'em all. And they're also trying to give us the weather in mother fucking England. Who gives a shit. I don't. I couldn't care less if it was foggy in London. If I want to know the weather in another country I'll use the internet. The Weather Channel needs to focus on the United States. And they better have my damn local weather every ten minutes ("On The 8's" those pompous bastards call it). Half the time I turn it on to see if it's going to snow or whatnot and they're talking about how El Nino killed some old fucking turtles. Big fucking deal. Now tell me how cold it is outside you hippie assholes. |
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