Let it be henceforth known by the decree of the articles within this official document that I, Jules Ismail, also known as Julia Ismail, also known as Michelle Ismail, also known as Julia Alice, also known as The Roachy Jay, also known as Roachy, also known as Jay, and also known by various other designations, will adhere strictly to all proclamations made herein, and those persons who wish to continue or establish in the future friendly relations with me (hereinafter: "persons") shall also by the aforementioned proclamations abide. This Declaration may be amended at any time by me, and those amendments must be embraced openly by all persons and accepted as official additions to this Formal Declaration of Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation.
ARTICLES:
I: This Formal Declaration of Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation shall not, in any way or form, be regarded as humorous or fictional, but as a demonstration of the degree of seriousness to which I hold this subject matter.
II: Regardless of clothing, genitalia, voice, hair, breast size, and other physical characteristics, I am entirely FEMALE and must be recognized as such by all persons. This recognition must be exhibited in the form of usage of proper gender pronouns while referring to me (she, her, miss, etc.) both to me and to others even when I am not present. Inadvertent mistakes will be tolerated so long as a conscious effort to use the correct pronouns is being made. Those persons unfamiliar with my gender identity will be excused until they are made familiar. Failure to comply with Article II may result in the termination of our Facebook friendship, should one be in existence, and an ignorance policy against you instated and strictly upheld by me.
III: The name by which all persons should choose to refer to me should they expect a response must be a name by which I am familiar and recognize myself by. These names are, most commonly: Jules, Julia, Michelle, and The Roachy Jay. The establishment of various pet and nick names is acceptable but in order to qualify for acknowledgment, they must be previously discussed with me.
IV: Those persons desiring my talent in dramatization, both in voice and in physical performance, should feel no discomfort in requesting my portrayal of male characters. Out of character, however, Article II still applies.
V: For those persons who are either curious or regard themselves potential mates for me, my orientation is to be considered as an attraction to sentience. If such interested persons qualify as independent, self-aware, free thinkers, then regardless of physical sex, gender, age, race, or species, I may indeed be very interested in pursuing a romantic, and most likely sexual, relationship with these persons.
VI: At any time that I am not engaged in a serious romantic relationship with a significant other, those persons who qualify as close friends are welcome to request sexual interaction without the attachment of any "strings" from me. Such sexual interactivity includes kissing, oral penetration, vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and nearly any other form of kinkiness that such persons may find themselves seeking. The chances of their being denied is relatively low.