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| John "Tucker" Tabler |
| Age: Well, I FEEL too damn old. |
| Sex: I don't know...let's ask my girlfriend..oh, that's right...she's dating a girl now. |
| Occupation: I...am chronically unemployed. I'm a freelance writer who works a series of odd jobs, at least until I can get my big break. I'm thinking it's going to take selling my soul to Stan, Satan's younger brother. |
| Alright, here's the biggest question I get...how did I get the nickname of Tuck. Well...I have a dog named Tucker. Tucker is fat and lazy. My friends made the connection. Great friends, huh? |