THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG...
*Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

*Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

*When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

*Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

*If what you want lies buried...dig until you find it.

*Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

*Be loyal.

*Run, romp and play daily.

*When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them              gently.

*Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

*When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

*No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and                   pout...run right back and make friends.

*When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

*Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

*Take naps and stretch before rising.

*Never pretend to be something you're not.

*Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

*On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

in the chinese horoscope, i am a dog...so
Doggisms:

if you can eat it or fuck it....piss on it