| Since I am going on a mission, I had to cut my hair. So I thought I would have a little fun with it. And what better way to have fun with hair than with a mullet. So I woke up on Monday the 12th of February, took a before picture, and proceded to cut a mullet. the following is an account of the experiences I had on the darkside of haircuts. |
| First, Taking A Shower: This was a very interesting experience. All shower taking routines are thrown out the window. It was actually kind of a pain, and it made me wonder how people do this everyday. Washing and conditioning is very different. The mullet needs the same amount of shampoo and conditioner as the rest of your head. Rinsing it all out also becomes a challenge. Instead of bending forward, you have to lean backward under the shower, so the mullet doesn't get stuck to your head. I thought drying would be a rather straight-forward task. I was mistaken. The hair on the top of your head drys much faster than the mullet, so a lot of towel rubbing occurs. Which could explain why so many mullets have such fluffy plumage. I also noticed that any faces you make, are made about five times uglier because of the mullet. |
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| and now the day begins.. |
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| all pictures by Noah Kareus except before and after |
| I had to go to the post office that morning, Incredibly nobody even looked twice at such a beautiful display of winter plumage. |
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| After the post office, I had to go to rite-aid and buy some sunglasses, afterall how can a mullet really express himself with a bare face. While trying on glasses I began stroking the mullet involuntarily. |
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| The mullet was obviously taking control. I couldn't help but grab my crotch to display my manliness |