Jaret: Taking Over The Internets Since Before Time Eternal®
Me: Night Jar, hope the toe feels better, don't die
Jaret: thanks
Jaret: im glad my name shortens to something that contains jams and other sweet foods
Jaret: as you obviously have done that to my name
Me: Well, I was pronouncing it "Jair" but whatever
Josh: ...that kid is sharp as a bullet.