| JOKES PAGE |
| What do you do if someone offers you rock cake? TAKE YOUR PICK |
| What animal is it best to be on a cold day? A LITTLE OTTER |
| What does the sea say to the sand? NOTHING, IT JUST WAVES |
| Why are oysters lazy? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS FOUND IN BEDS |
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| What would happen if you swallowed a frog? YOU MIGHT CROAK |
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| What happened at the flea circus? A DOG CAME AND STOLE THE SHOW |
| What did the dirt say when it rained? IF THIS KEEPS UP MY NAME'S MUD |
| What is a three-Season bed? ONE WITH A SPRING |
| What the first thing you put into a pie? YOUR TEETH |
| What kind of bulbs should you never water? LIGHT BULBS. |
| How can a leopard change its spots? BY MOVING |
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| Why is an operation funny? BECAUSE IT LEAVES THE PATIENT IN STITCHES |
| How is a doormat related to a doorstep? IT'S A STEPFATHER |
| What is French for idiot? LAGOON |
| What is big, grey and mutters? A MUMBO JUMBO |
| What's black and white and and red all over? A ZEBRA WITH A SUNBURN |
| What do you call a man with no arm and no legs floating in the ocean? BOB |
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| How many peas are there in a pint? ONE |
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| How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? WITH IT' S SPARROWCHUTE |
| Wife: I don't like this computer Husband: Why? It's new Wife: It's stolen you from me. |
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| What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea? BUGS BUNNY |
| Where do elves go to get fit? AN ELF FARM |
| What do two termites say when they sea house on fire BARBECUE TONIGHT |
| Why did the turkey cross the road? TO PROVE THAT HE WASN'T CHICKEN |
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| Why is 6 scared of 7? BECAUSE 7 ATE 9 [8] |
| Why did a Malayali go to rome? TO LISTEN TO POPE (POP) MUSIC |
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| Doctor,Doctor, I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for halloween parties |