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Rebel Yell

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New Orleans is one of the most mystical places on earth and is the home of Strombringer. When the man who would become Strombringer was but a small child he exhibited strange abilities. Stormbringers parents were  approached by an old oriental gentleman who explained that the boys powers were the result of latent mystical energy.  This  made sense to Strombringers father who was secretly a mystically powered superhero himself.  They allowed the child to train with the elderly gentleman and to learn to use his powers.  Unfortunately as a result of his powers Stormbringer ages at 4 times the rate of a normal man. As his name implies he posseses control over the weather

Luke had just finished a long make out session with cousin Daisy and was driving home when he he accidently lost control of his vehicle and slid off lovers leap (aka cousins corner).  Luke knew he was in trouble when he could smell the odor of cheap booze and high octane fuel in the accident. Suddenly a vision of Lewis Grizzard came to Luke.  This vision spared his life and gave him the powers of famous southerners: The wisdom of Robert E. Lee, the testicular fortitude of Stonewall Jackson, driving ability of Dale Earnhardt, communication ability of Dusty Rhodes, physique of Bill Goldberg, imoveability of Stone Mountain, and the ability to clean himself like UGA IV.  Now Luke from his Trailer of Solitude fights evil and yankees as GENERAL LEE!

Roy "Bubba" Rogers was born and raised in a trailer park Calera, Alabama.  Roy, as a good southern boy, spent the majority of his youth hunting, fishing, and watching S.E.C. football.  One day the fates smiled upon Roy and he was able to get a job where he could do absoutely nothing, level 1 operator for the Calera waste water treatment plant.  However, soon after he started he was drinking on the job and fell into the sewage intake pool and was exposed to things even he does not want to think about.  After recovering from  botulism Roy discovered that all his physical abilities had been enhansed to near peak human levels. Knowing how superhero's get all the really hot chicks he decided to don a costume and fight crime.

"You wanna know how I got my powers?  Hell boy, I was born with 'em.  Ma says when that Doctor slapped me I shocked the crap out of him.  And then he dropped me on my head." White Lightining

World's Hottest Babe!

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee, Rafe Johnson, was always a bit of a loner. He did participate in highschool football and was extremely tallented at it.  Eventually he received a football schlorship to the University of Tenn. despite the fact that he couldn't read. It was during this time that he discovered he was a mutant with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.  Faster than a speeding NASCAR, stronger than a monster truck, able to leap tall trees in a single bound, look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane ... no it's Tennessee's greatest hero .... THE VOLUNTEER.

No origin provided.  However, The Home Run Kid is the first full time sidekick in Paragon City.  He has a magic baseball bat which grants him as yet unknown powers.

Southern Belle knows very little of her origin.  She was found inside a tiny rocket ship by a kindly old couple poaching aligators in the Lousiana swamps.  Because the couple had no legitamate children they decided to keep the child and raise it as their own (and they could get another check from the state for having a foster child.)  As their daughter grew into womanhood she developed numerous abilities including superstrength, invulnerability, flight, heat vision, and the ability to see through walls.  After her father was eaten by an Aligator while poaching, she came to the conclusion that she needed to use her powers to help mankind and make some real money.

Quote: "See Batman's got that Bat-mobile, and Wonder Womans got the invisible car. Hmmm, is it an invisible car she's got?  Shoot, i just wish she had an invisible costume.  I saw her once and man is she hot. Well, I'm gittin off point. See i've always looked at my cars as my ticket to cool.  I may not have a car of my own buy i've got my eyes on a sweet pair of wheels for the White Lightning-mobile - a '69 Hemi Roadrunner!  Well, i guess its not really a pair of wheels, it's more like two pair cuz theres 4 wheels total and ... well, i'm getting off point here.  The point is I like my cars like i like my women ... fast, smooth and affordable."

Quote: "lets hit a home run for justice!"

Quote: "Lynyrd Skynyrd ROCKS!"

Quote: "Boy you just opened up a big ol' can of whoop ass!"

Quote: "Squeel like a pig, boy!"

Quote: "You know what happens to a frog when its struck by lightn ... errrr ... nevermind. Prepare to get fired boy!"

Quote: "Those pictures were done when i was young and really needed the money."

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