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Rules are simple. 4 of a kind all duke it out to be the best. But of course, there is always one left in the dust.

Battle 1: Latin Lover And Latin Losers (Best Latin Artist)

Shakira: Strengths: "Whenever, Wherever" was a huge hit. And with her shaking her hips, guys bow down to her. Weaknesses: "Underneath Your Clothes" showcased a nasal voice and weak background. Her live performances are extremely weak.

Marc Anthony: Strengths: Marc's got a x3 platinum album under his belt. He can woo you with "You Sang To Me" and can move you with "I Need To Know". Sold more records than all the rest in the US Weaknesses: Doesn't tap into the 18-25 crowd l

Paulina Rubio: Strengths: Paulina turns up the heat by mixing latin with pop, dance, and techno to be the best of the 4 with beats. She also has a good voice. Weaknesses: Knocked down on style points when you know she's trying to sell h

Enrique Iglesias: Strengths: Proves that he can make a comeback, more popular than before. Songs like "Be With You" score him some points. Weaknesses: Enrique has by far the weakest uptempo songs of the 4. He doesn't appeal to guys at all.

And The Winner Is...

Marc and Paulina Rubio (2nd) were close but Marc playing both the uptempo and ballad field left Marc to take first. Shakira (3rd) was greatly harmed with the song "Underneath You Clothes", which crawls underneath your skin. Enrique just can't keep himself together on uptempo numbers like the weak "Escape" and the just plain annoying "Don't Turn Off The Light"

Winner

Loser