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Some artists change the way you look at music, they create a revolution in music. Janet Jackson, The Beatles, Barry White, not many people wouldn't argee to that. But then there are those people, who are so bad, they change the music world only by artists vowing "not to go down that road". And they can be just as big in the music business as the legends. But luckly for us, they drift off into la-la land and you never have to hear them again, unless you're at a bad wedding reception.

Aaron Carter - Another Earthquake: Aaron Carter makes another earthquake, in other words, something of mass destruction that cause pain to millions of people. This G-rated Eminem raps about kids spilling juice on his mom's new cushion, sugar, and craze girl fans. You know, all the important things in life. And a boy who isn't afriad to cash in on the fact that his old brother is Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys. Deep? Ha!

O-Town - O-Town: If it isn't bad enough that they manufactured on TV, they come out with the song "Liqiud Dreams" a revolting song about wild fanasty with Janet Jackson and Destiny's Child. I would slap a lawsuit on them if I were in that song. And to make things more cookie-cutter, the pretty boy in the group turns punk by growing dreadlocks because they didn't have a bad boy.

Willa Ford - Willa Was Here: It's one thing to hate Britney Spears, but then to copycat her every move with 10x the trampiness is pretty low. Mooching a career off of a relationship with one of the Backstreet Boys isn't a very good start. But bland pop beats streched and pull over this album is too much for the ears. And I never want to see her or her "shunderwear" again.

Lil' Bow Wow - Doggy Bag: Can you really represent at the age of 9? No, this actual 15 year old raps about kindergarden topics like sports and candy, only sellable to obsessive pre-teen girls who need a quick fix. And the sad thing is he thinks Lil' Romeo is the one representing the younger ages while he's hold down the old. Next time wait till your out of middle school.

B2K - B2K: Resulting product when egos get the best of people. "Uh Huh", a lukewarm ditty turned teenboppers inside out with love. And it only get worse from there. What B2K doesn't realize is that a lot of people don't think the highest of them. We don't want a remix or Christmas album from them. And let me tell you, "B2K Is NOT Hot"