Yeah that's right. I'm a jock. I'm the Varsity Quarterback, starter for
the basketball
team, and the pitcher for the baseball team. So, why is it that all
the dumb girls like
me and all the smart ones think I'm just a dumb jock? I know I'm not
dumb. I'm not.
Sure, I always thought that multiplication was the study of how many
hamburgers you
could eat. I learned my lesson. I now know it's not just burgers it's
apples and other
food too. Heck there's a whole variety out there. I know you also say,
hey he thought
that Biology was the study of bicycles. I know that was wrong. It's
the study of shopping
for pets. But, what happens if you need to take a bike to buy a pet? In
that case bicycles
would be included. Don't you think? I know I also thought that
chemistry was for
making cakes. I know that it's for meeting girls. The thing is I never
pass that class
cause the girl next to me won't give me her phone number, cause she says
I don't have a
future. So, of course how is any chemistry gonna happen between us? I
don't know 'bout
you , but I know I'm not dumb!
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