Situation: Maria and her boyfriend Oscar have been dating for a while, when Oscar suddenly starts going through a phase...

Oscar: Maria, stop thinking what I know you're thinking.

Maria: Okay, I'm not thinking anything and who are you? One of the "friends" from the Psychic network? Could we please enjoy our dinner with no more weird comments, please?

Oscar: You're just scared cause I'm right. You are thinking that this restaurant is trashy and I have bad taste.

Maria: I wasn't thinking! I was trying to swallow my food.

Oscar: Sure. You know how I know what you're thinking?

Maria: NO. I have no clue. How?

Oscar: I am a Jedi knight and I have the force with me.

Maria: What? Been watching a little too much Star Wars?

Oscar: You, my lady, are just jealous.

Maria: Whatever. You don't have the force. Trust me, if you looked anything like Luke Skywalker I'd believe you, but sweetie, you don't.

Oscar: Yeah, well I have the force and the emperor is terrified of me. Bet you didn't know that.

Maria: There is no emperor!

Oscar: See, you're just jealous.

Maria: Okay, so where's Yoda?

Oscar: On the Dagobah system, duh!

Maria: You are really scaring my right now, Oscar.

Oscar: See I told you it was the force within me. You can not handle its great powers. I can tell what you're going to do and when you're going to do it, and I can tell what you're thinking.

Maria: You know what? No you can't, and you know why?

Oscar: Why?

Maria: Oh, so you can't guess? Guess your powers aren't that great.

Oscar: Like I said, I'm just a knight, soon I will be a Jedi master.

Maria: Well, whatever. But, your powers don't affect me, cause I'm a princess.

Oscar: What?

Maria: Yup, I am. From totally different world than your force junk so I have a shield that your force powers can't penetrate through. So let's eat our dinner and then go to the movies and then we'll have no talk about this force stuff. Okay?

Oscar: Alright, since you're scared.

Maria: You will address me as your highness and no, I'm not scared.

Oscar: Your highness?

Maria: Now eat, and shut up.

Oscar: Yes your highness.

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