Setting:This scene takes place at a bus stop.

Situation:Sam is waiting impatiently for the bus. John is another man waiting for the bus and he is observing Sam carefully.

John: Hey don't I know you?

Sam: No, I don't think so.

John: Yeah I think I do.

Sam: No, I think you don't. Sorry, I've never seen you in my life.

John: You haven't? Well then maybe just I've seen you before and you don't even know it.

Sam: Uh yeah. Whatever. Maybe….

John: So, where are you going?

Sam: Excuse me?

John: You know you're getting on the bus, so where are you going?

Sam: Well, if you must know, I'm going to Broadway Blvd.

John: Really? The Acting Street! Where all the actors work! Are you an agent? Wait a minute! You're the guy on the Get Buff commercial!

Sam: Yeah that's me.

John: That is soooo cool! I knew I'd seen you. You say, "Get buff like me, and all the chicks will want you!"

Sam: Yeah.

John: Wow, for the longest time I wanted to get buff just like you!

Sam: So?

John: So, it didn't work. Look at me. I'm a toothpick. Hey!

Sam: What?

John: That's false advertising!

Sam: Hey I don't make the stuff - I just advertise it.

John: So, do you use Get Buff equipment?

Sam: No way. This body comes from my own work out.

John: Oh wow! A real life actor is getting on my bus.

Sam: Yeah, wow.

John: Can you autograph my stomach please?

Sam: What? Are you crazy?

John: No. I just don't have any paper or Get Buff equipment.

Sam: Hey listen - you're giving me a headache.

John: Oh sorry. What about my autograph?

Sam: Not now. I've got things on my mind like an audition I'm going to be late for.

John: Hey maybe I can help. Let's sit together on the bus!

Sam: No thanks.

John: Please?

Sam: NO!

John: Please with a cherry on top?

Sam: No. Look if I sign your stomach will you leave me alone?

John: Sure! But you have to give me your phone number too so I can see how your auditions go.

Sam: Alright…. alright…..

John: Thanks a bunch Mr. Get Buff.

Sam: Uh yeah.

John: Well here's the bus. After you.

Sam: You know what? I think I'll walk.

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