I was all set. I had the ring, I had the nice outfit, I had the perfect
restaurant, I had the
rental car. I was all set. I practised all night exactly what I would
say. I would say,
"I love you and I would be honoured if you spent the rest of your life
with me. Yeah that's
right - I want you for the rest of my life." Perfect huh? I was also
going to give her a
dozen daisies, (roses are expensive) and hold the doors open for her
and everything. I
was also going to get down on my knees in the restaurant so that
everyone could see my
undying love for this girl. I also, for extra effect, was going to wear
the bright yellow tie
my grandma bought me so that everyone would notice me, if the knee thing
didn't work.
I was all set. I got rid of all my nerves. I was ready to settle down.
I was happy. One
thing I forgot. Who's the lucky girl?
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