Fishy called me from the concert. (For which I am eternally grateful.)

I'm giving a few spoilers until the way better report comes from those that were there.

From my Notes:
It's 90,000 degrees in Minnesota tonight.
Fishy calls
Lita hears the phone and wakes up. "I wanna talk to Steve! I wanna talk to Steve!" She gets Fishy instead.
I am informed Steve has received the Twinkie jammies. Response I'm keeping to myself.
Starts with the Paul video. I don't understand a word. ok, I understand 5 words. "Hotel Room" and "Rock and Roll". That's all I got.
Song #1: What I Do on Saturday
Steve is drinking Rolling Rock. (Fishy knew I would be concerned.)
For those keeping track at home, Kris is drinking Leine BerryWeiss
Song #2: >1
Then there's a thump. Steve says 'Well, that was scary'. Not sure what happened. I am afraid for Steve's safety, but our Mighty Little Man continues on. I hope it wasn't a Twinkie
Someone from the crowd yells. Steve says "I love you!"
Kris starts beer #2.
He introduces the band.
Song #3: Troposphere (Which I realized at 4:00am while laying in bed I forgot and got up to add.)
Kris can not hold back a little 'squee' when she hears the first few notes.
Steve asks for a towel from the dressing room because he is a Sweaty Little Man.
Miss Fish THROWS STEVE MY SHIRT! Steve Burns wiped his sweat on my shirt! There is much screaming in the 'lil Kris household. I will be sleeping with that shirt every night. I am in love with Miss Fish.
Song #4: Super Strings
Steve says something about the drummer and Toys 'R Us. A member of the crowd informs everyone he works there.
Song #5: Henry Krinkle
Kris starts living room dancing.
During the long "I'll fly away", I turn into a Jello mold of Steve Love.
Fishy informs me it's misspelled on the play list.
There is much belching on my part. (It tastes like the bad penne pasta I got from the deli. Yuck)
Next thing I know...
Steve is saying "Hi, lil Kris!"
I believe I may have screamed in his ear. I didn't think he was holding the phone. Steve, I am so sorry. I hope I didn't do any permanent damage. If I have, please send me the doctor's bill. You should give talking to me on the phone another chance. Really. I'll make it up to you.
I am now a puddle of Steve Love. 100% Liquifed Steve Love
He tells me to say "Hi"
I do.
They didn't hear me.
He says "Everybody say 'Hi to lil Kris'"
The crowd says "Hi"
I am willing to sleep with anyone who was in the crowd that night. Call me. I totally wanna make out with Fishy. She is the best person ever.
My notes get messy and hard to read at this point because I was shaking.
Notkiddingreallyshaking.
Enter Kris's vodka.
Song #6: Who gives a crap, Steve knows who I am.
er... it was, Stick Around.
I think Fishy said this was her fav song? (messy notes)
He says thank you to Houston.
Song #7: MLM
Says something about his friend Gabe with the beard looking remarkable.
Song #8: Dustmites
Kris has to pee really bad. I have listened to Steve Burns live, in my bathroom, while on the potty. (Eat that, SuperDave!)
Jason broke a drumstick.
Much static and yelling.
Fishy says they'll call me later.
I hope I have the chance to apologize to Steve personally. (So sorry, dude.)
Kris makes nachos
oh, look... Pride and Prejudice is on A&E
Kris thinks she's sobering up until she dips her hand into the salsa without the nacho. damn.

 

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