Presenting: The Stig Machine
(Il Robot Con La Testa Di Assurdita)
This just in: (June 27th 2003)

This wonderfully crappy page is going into a state of hiatus. I don't know when (or if) I'll update this page again. So this will be the last update for quite a while.

So long and thanks for all the....
Into the fire where the bodies still float:
Places to escape to!
Mug shots! Guestbook archive
Me, myself and I! Hall of fame!
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When I first made this site, I had an ongoing discussion with myself about what to call it. Here's an exclusive list of some of the suggestions that didn't make it all the way to the top:

- A scene might hit
- Get him in a chest
- Then sight a mice
- A chin gets me hit
- Get me this China!
- Ace's eighth mint
- Hesitance might
- Machete in sight
- Machete finds gin
- Tim, he's cheating!
- Magnetic he hits
- Sing the ache, Tim
- Machine gets hit
- Eight hints came
- He came in tights
- Tim's eighth acne
- Michigan's teeth
- I'm chasing teeth
- Chasing the time
- Magic sheet hint
- Hitachi segment
- Gee, I hatch mints!
- Mach eight set in
- Shitting ache me
- Hint might cease
- See him chatting
- ....came the insight.
- The sin might ace

Mail : thestigmachine@yahoo.com
AIM : Swollen screams

PS! Drop me a line (not drugs, just words please!) in the guestbook! Or else, I'm gonna hunt you down and put gum in your hair!! Oh, and use your real name, no anonymous posts please. Why? Cause then I'm able to hunt you down if I don't like your comments!

PSPS! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Death threats? Feel free to send me a mail, or talk to me on AIM!
My favorite link this month!
(None this time)
Favorite music of the month!
1) The Honor System - Rise and run

2) The Blood Brothers - Burn Piano Island, burn

3) Alkaline Trio - Good mourning

4) NOFX - War on errorism

5) Hopesfall - The satellite years
Words of the month!
"Aww! Everyone's hugging!"

    - Ralph Wiggum (as he walks into the "Adult" section at the comic-book store
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