Putting it off for another day @ The Strawberry Knork

Calculus and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Let me be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.

You are my exponent; you take me to a higher level!

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!

So a depressed atom walks into a bar. The bartender asks him why he's so sad. And the atom goes, "My electron just left me." The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" And the atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

(as a comeback) Yeah? Well you're lead! So dense that even x-rays can't penetrate you!

If is benzene, what is ?
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Mercedes Benzene!!! hahahaha