Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2001 08:19:11 -0800 (PST)
From: "A. W."
To: message@esmartstudent.com
Subject: Lorna Marsden is full of fecal matter.


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"This is great news for our undergraduate students."
Says Marsden "They can now complete the Fall Term and
the Winter Term in an orderly fashion."

"We have achieved settlements
which compensate the
employees without jeopardizing the academic and
financial integrity of the University." Mardsen was
struck with a horrible illness during the strike with
left her dumb and blind which can be the only
posssible explanation for the ludricous remark.
Marsden says nothing about
upholding the financial
integtity of the students or independent vendors or
about the undisputable fact that the university has no
integrity left at all.

"There are no winners this morning except
undergraduates." Somehow I feel that losing two
months of classes and paying for it hardly makes ME
the winner. The only thing is does make me is me
regret that I ever came to this fine institution where
labour disputes should be written in to the bloody
schedule.

"This is their day and it's taken far too long. We are
a university with a spirit of tolerance, respect and
the patient pursuit of knowledge, and we must
immediately return to normal academic life," she said,
not believing a word of it. Lorna later added that
the university was "really really big and strong and
mean" and wasn't afraid of the of class action lawsuit
because she has an 18 million dollar surplus that she
can spend on lawyers and that the students would't see
a bloody cent back in compensation. Then she
reporttedly stuck her fingers in her ears , stuck out
her tounge and said "nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah."

Lorna, I bless you nothing but low enrolement
henceforth




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